December 2013
Dear Fat Man with Beard,
I find you frightening. I don’t like clompy boots or men in hats with beards who skulk around my house looking to come inside. I will herd the furniture to barricade any points of entry against you, and I will bark from window to window until you fly away. I must protect this house.
Yes, It is personal. My sincerest apologies.
Because of this fear, I cannot justify requesting treats to reward my good behavior. Instead, maybe you can bring my presents to puppies who need them more?
I am very thankful for what I have, except for my sister who makes me grumpy sometimes. I could maybe use some more bacon and pancakes, but I’m not going to beg.
So travel safely. Keep away.
Snout Bump,
Zozo Bean F—–
ps- what do reindeer smell like? are they allowed to eat chocolate?
peanut butter & cheese 
I LOVE how you think!! I’m with ya pal! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Happy Holidays!
We think giving presents to puppies who need them more than we do is a wonderful idea. We don’t know what reindeer smell like or if they can eat chocolate. You are looking mighty fine all lighted up. : ) Hugs and nose kisses
Happy Holidays!
zozo…thiz bee total awesum oh ewe ta give yur treetz N stuff ta shelter pupz !!! hope ewe N yur sister haza Merry Christmas N maybee de dood in red will leave a nice package oh sum thin on yur doorstep anyway !!
Thank you! Happy Pawlidays to you, too!