Happy National Puppy Day, 3/23/19

hello.

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we haven’t met yet.  i’m new here.  my name is Velma Adler Twix Finginsley.

  • velma, because i’m already getting into capers and i’m a #furderino; also, i’m really metal
  • adler, because the humans here like to read and irene adler is one smart boss-lady
  • twix, because i’m sweet like candy and that’s my christened name
  • and finginsley, because the humans said so

i’m about 13 weeks old.  i’m all white with a brindle spot where my rump meets my tail.  i have some ink spots on my face and tummy, too.  my eyes are brown.  my toes almost smell like fritos.

my humans (parents?) found me through key to lions heart rescue.  me and my 7 siblings were found on the side of the road in an extremely rural town in missouri. our finder saw us huddled on the side of the road shaking from the cold and took us into his home. he reached out asking for help since all the shelters there were full and a pit bull ban has been in the works (boo) where we were found. this good samaritan drove us 18 hours one way so we could have a better chance at life here.  now i’m stuck with these assholes.

i’m settling in.  learning the ropes.  trying to be the best girl possible.  my big brother doesn’t remember how to play, so we’re taking things very slow.  so far, i’ve made loads of friends, got new clothes, broken the internet and showed off my mad snoring skills.  i like to chew and low crawl.  i also enjoy treats and whimpering for love.  i pinwheel around my food bowl when i eat, and my zoomies are very fast.

i’m perfect.

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It’s Peanut Butter & Cheese’s first ever Friday Fido Foto caption contest. Best caption wins undying affection from two of the best pups in the world.

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